Kafkaesque, but Cute T-Shirt

🏺 The Philosopher’s Choice: Timeless Comfort & Style

⚖️ Gildan Softstyle® 64000
🌀 Unisex Fit
🌿 100% Ring-Spun Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
🌬️ Light Fabric
📏 Runs True to Size
🏛️ Made, Packaged & Shipped in the USA

Perfect for showcasing your unique designs! This classic t-shirt blends comfort, durability, and timeless style.

Wear philosophy. Think boldly.

— Philosophic Tees 🏛️

* ALL measurements are in inches. Please measure from across chest, not around chest.

🏺 Keep Your Philosophic Tees as Timeless as Ancient Wisdom!

Follow these, and your Philosophic Tees will keep their vibrant colors longer than the changing leaves!

1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
2. Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a summer barbecue, so avoid high heat!
3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
4. Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.

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📜 Shipping

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⚖️ Returns & Refunds

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Our goal is for you to love your Philosophic Tees. If something isn't right, we'll make it right!

⚖️ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
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🏺 Refund Eligibility

🛠 "The greatest wealth is a good friend and a well-kept garment." – Ancient Wisdom
✔️ The product received is damaged or defective.
✔️ The request is made within 30 days of purchase.
✔️ The item must be unused and returned in its original condition.

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